Well, since we're all eating each other, why not a parody? "People Eat People"

People Eat People
a parody based on "People Are People"

People eat people so why should it be

Your hand and eye should taste altogether awfully

So we're different colors

But it's all red when we bleed

And different people have different needs

It's obvious you ate me

Though I'm making this song

I know that I just met you

So do you like me well-done?

I can't understand

What makes a man

Eat another man

Help me understand

People eat people so why should it be

You like 'em fried with a side of jelly

Help me understand

Now you're punching and you're kicking

And you just can't get free

I was hoping I could have your toes fricasseed

So far I've eaten your face

But I'm sure with a twist

It'll just take a while to eat you

From your head to your wrist

I can't understand

What makes a man

Eat another man

Help me understand...