What do I do while watching football?

While watching football today, my brain wandered off somewhere, and this was the result:

"Plurkthumping" (A parody of "Tubthumping") by David Henderson, 2010

(we'll be Plurking, sometimes lurking, yeah we're Plurking)
I go online, and I sign in again
Cannot keep my karma down

I go online, and I sign in again
You cannot keep my karma down

I Plurk online, and on my phone again
You'll never keep my karma down

I plurk online, oh yes I'm here again
I cannot keep my karma down

(Plurking the night away, Plurking the night away)
I'm plurking what I think, You're plurking what you think
We're plurking everything, we're all online again

We share the things we can use in the classroom
We post the things we're cleaning with a big broom
(Oh, karma's good, karma's good, karma's good)

I plurk online, so I sign in again
I gotta check my timeline

I plurk online, and on my phone again
Because I cannot get away

I try to sleep, but I get up again
Plurkin from dusk till dawn

I'm plurking now, and I'll plurk again
I cannot keep my karma down

(Plurking the night away, Plurking the night away)
I'm plurking while I drink, I'm plurking what I think
I'm plurking 'bout my sink, I'm plurking anything

I'm plurking songs and videos and dumb rhymes
My friends (eyeroll) me all the time!
(don't hide from me, my plurking neighbor)

We go online, and then we plurk again
Can't let karma go down

We're here online, and then we plurk again
Sharing what we've found

We plurk online, edit profile again
Changing our backgrounds

We're plurking now, and then we'll plurk again
Makin friends from all around

My karma's down, I get it up again
I'm never gonna keep it down

We're signing in, so we can post again
plurking all over town

I go online, checking my fans again
Plurking what we've found

Got (ninja) now, I'll use it again
Got my smileys all around

(repeat til end or until you pass out, whichever comes later)

(Tubthumping is this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc)