Plurkless (a parody of "Shameless")

One of my Plurk friends (Oretha) wrote a post that simply said, "Plurkless tonight."  Well, if you know how my mind works, you probably can guess how long it took before I started writing the words to a new parody.  Exactly.  Here is the rough final draft.  Wait, what's a "rough final draft?"  That means it was written in one take (with a slight pause during housecleaning) and will mostly stand on its own without revision.  It was a lot of fun to write!

"Plurkless" - a parody of "Shameless," by David Henderson (c)2010

Well I'm Plurkless, when it comes to posting too
I'll plurk anything you want me to
I'll plurk anything at all

And I'm posting, here for all the world to see
Oh Plurkers, just what's left in me
Not plurking much at all

You know now I'm not a man whose ever been
Insecure about the plurks I've been putting in
I blank so easy, I can not write
But if you need me to plurk tonight

I'm plurkless. Plurkville, I don't have a prayer
Every thread I'm reading there
I scroll down, pressin on my keys

And I'm changing, swore I'd update profiles
Oh, but then you plurked me otherwise
I'll post anything, oh please

You see, in all my life I've never found
A plurk I couldn't resist, or one to turn down
I just plurk away to everyone I ever knew
But I can't seem to plurk a few

I have never let karma take this much control of me
I plurk too late to call my life my own
And I've writ so many words and I've plurked so perfectly
But in this world now, I can't refuse
I've got karma I cannot lose
Oh, I'm plurkless

You know it should be easy since I've plurked so long
To write what I'm thinking or to make up a song
I've never lost karma and I won't desist
'Cause I've never had to plurk like this

It's all over my screen.

I'm plurkless, I don't have the power now
I can't find it anyhow
So I'll read plurks and I'll go.

Oh, I'm plurkless, plurkless as a fan can be
It's making a big fool of me
I'll plurk ya later, don't you know.

Oh, I'm Plurkless,
I'll plurk ya later don't you know
Oh, I'm plurkless,
oh, cant even see my keys
plurkless